The New England Patriots Reign Will Die Very Soon………I Think………I Hope.

I am a 24 year old guy that is a big time Jets fan so watching the New England Patriots during my lifetime has been very difficult. The Pats have been so good and the Jets have been so bad during my lifetime that it makes me want to puke. That being said, I believe that this dynasty will come to an end very soon. Within the next two to three years we will begin to watch a significant decline in the Patriots success and I think that the reasons why are pretty blatant.

  1. Jimmy G. to the 49ers:

I’m not going to lie; I thought that this guy would be good but I did NOT know that he would be this good. This guy has moved to San Francisco and took a team that was 1-10 and finished 5-0. UNREAL. He seems to be like the real deal and could turn around that entire franchise for the next decade. As a Jets fan I am extremely jealous. I had read reports at the beginning of the season that Belichick actually preferred Garoppolo over Brady as his starter this year and was actually willing to ship Brady (maybe even to San Fran which would’ve been a coincidence considering they shipped Joe Montana in favor of Steve Young almost 20 years ago). Image result for jimmy garoppolo 49ersEven with Belichick’s conviction, Bob Craft stepped in and wouldn’t allow this which I believe really pissed Bill off which will lead to him sending him to the West Coast for only a 2nd round pick when they easily could’ve received a 1st rounder if he was shipped before the season started.

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Way Too Early 2018 Jets Mock Draft

Whether they’re intending on it or not, the New York Football Jets are tanking. It may be disguised as a competitive rebuild, but make no mistake, this isn’t a team that is actively trying to win this year. If you for some reason disagree with me, just watch their final play of the game on Sunday:

“So much for razzle dazzle.” The announcers talked about how to defend the upcoming Hail Mary attempt, suggesting that the Panthers throw some of their tallest and most sure-handed players deep downfield, mainly Devin Funchess. The Jets elected to throw a quick hitter to Jermaine Kearse, who dove for a first down instead of starting some schoolyard bullshit with either Robby Anderson or Josh McCown trailing close behind him.

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NFL Week 11 Picks

Shit I’m about to become a full time college connoisseur and drop this NFL bit. It’s incredible how little research I put into CFB picks and how much I put into my NFL ones, given the results. The New York Football Giants decided that they didn’t want to play last week and once again my cover team lost. So now I tossed Gronk and 8 of his friends on the cover the switch up the juju, no smith-schuster. Esketit.

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NFL Week 10 Picks


Deliberation, cogitation, rumination. Three words that I looked up that mean thinking deeply about something. Which is exactly what I didn’t do last weekend. I checked out the NFL, NCAAF, and Breeder’s Cup lines and went with the ole gut. And the ole gut did not disappoint. Now it’s time to go back to back like the cover of Lethal Weapon. Or like Jordan ’96-’97.

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NFL Week 9 Picks

Halloweekend was tough. I dressed as Money Manziel for the 5th year in a row and I took it a little too literally.


Instead of maybe holding back and saving up a little bit, I’m gonna get right back on that horse (Gunnevara) and crawl back inch by inch. Let’s get after it:

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