Way Too Early 2018 Jets Mock Draft

Whether they’re intending on it or not, the New York Football Jets are tanking. It may be disguised as a competitive rebuild, but make no mistake, this isn’t a team that is actively trying to win this year. If you for some reason disagree with me, just watch their final play of the game on Sunday:

“So much for razzle dazzle.” The announcers talked about how to defend the upcoming Hail Mary attempt, suggesting that the Panthers throw some of their tallest and most sure-handed players deep downfield, mainly Devin Funchess. The Jets elected to throw a quick hitter to Jermaine Kearse, who dove for a first down instead of starting some schoolyard bullshit with either Robby Anderson or Josh McCown trailing close behind him.

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NFL Week 11 Picks

Shit I’m about to become a full time college connoisseur and drop this NFL bit. It’s incredible how little research I put into CFB picks and how much I put into my NFL ones, given the results. The New York Football Giants decided that they didn’t want to play last week and once again my cover team lost. So now I tossed Gronk and 8 of his friends on the cover the switch up the juju, no smith-schuster. Esketit.

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NFL Week 10 Picks


Deliberation, cogitation, rumination. Three words that I looked up that mean thinking deeply about something. Which is exactly what I didn’t do last weekend. I checked out the NFL, NCAAF, and Breeder’s Cup lines and went with the ole gut. And the ole gut did not disappoint. Now it’s time to go back to back like the cover of Lethal Weapon. Or like Jordan ’96-’97.

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NFL Week 9 Picks

Halloweekend was tough. I dressed as Money Manziel for the 5th year in a row and I took it a little too literally.


Instead of maybe holding back and saving up a little bit, I’m gonna get right back on that horse (Gunnevara) and crawl back inch by inch. Let’s get after it:

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Let’s Talk Stranger Things

Unless you’ve been living in the Upside Down, you’re aware that Season 2 of Stranger Things released last weekend. Me, being the prudent person I am, watched that shit in one sitting while recovering from Halloweekend.

Coming into the season, this is what we wanted to see:

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