I will always remember Derek Fisher as a miserable coach for the Knicks, the guy that slept with Matt Barnes’s wife, and told his kids to call him daddy. But that’s just me. Sometimes I have to remind myself that there are other people on this planet that don’t share my opinions (idiots). There are actually some people out there that remember Derek Fisher for his basketball ability and, more specifically, his five NBA rings with the Lakeshow.
Today, news broke that Derek’s house was broken into and all five of his chip rings were stolen and I know who did it. Matthew Kelly Barnes. This is the easiest case of theft to debunk of all time. These two have a history of hating each other due to a mutual love interest. They hate each other so much that when Matt found out Derek was sleeping with his estranged wife and hanging out with his kids, he drove 95 miles to beat the shit out of him. I don’t blame him either. That definitely isn’t cool. Matt is definitely the type of guy that needs to be put in jail for pre-murder. He is a legit thug and will kill somebody at some point in his life. He DEFINITELY stole Derek’s championship rings. Put it in the books. Free money.
P.S. I will always love this video of Barnes getting punked by the Mamba. Forever a Goat.