Meet Matty (we like to call him Marty). Marty likes to party especially when he is on airplanes coming back from Istanbul. So after having a couple beverages and sitting on a plane for god knows how long, Marty gets back to the airport and runs into the biggest coming home celebration of his life – courtesy of the immigration ban rally who are welcoming home international arrivals.

So what does he do?

He takes of his shirt and goes crazy because this is America. We can do things like that. Sure Marty might take a couple of body shaming hits to the face, but he is also going to be an American icon – he’s the hero that America needs right now.


Update – Marty was not disciplined by security, just told to please put his shirt back on. And yes, his ass crack is always showing.