Happy Birthday to my close friend. Turning 24 is a big deal and I truly didn’t expect him to make it this long with the amount of cigarettes he smokes and the medicine he’s on for his fake leg.
Congrats to you brotha, you did it. Somehow you got a lovely girlfriend that treats you right. I don’t know how she does it with the drink, cigarettes and the excessive gambling… Will you pay the guys the damn cable bill?!?!
That being said, I hope you die this weekend celebrating your birthday. Almost over the hill is a big accomplishment in our friend group. Just look at Mitch, dead at 22 because he tried to swim across the Hudson. That being said, don’t know where we’d be without you. Some advice, lay off the cigarettes and fire it up!